H1N1 MEANS HOLIDAY! PART 2  

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As i promise, this is the part 2 of my H1N1 holiday. Last Day at PD! Bulu (sekali lagi nama sebenar dirahsiakan), as promised brought me to Teluk Kemang. Since PD is famous for its beach, so it's a must to visit one of its popular beaches around. Well, since i didn't brought any swimming suit and i was kinda short of money back then, i just manage to walk around the beach and took some picture. Hmmm....maybe next time.

This is Teluk Kemang!

shelter for u to rest. but have to pay...

food stall also got!

big isn't it?

wanna ride that bananna boat?

Souvenir anyone?

Happy family eyh?

Don't know how to swim? you'll need one of these

Jet Ski for rent!This shop sells all kinds of things like kite and clothes

After finish taking pictures of beatiful chicks...i mean beautiful scenery of Teluk Kemang, we heads off to another famous spot here in PD. I forgot the name, but according to a trustworthy source (which is Bulu.hehe) this is what they called "skodeng spot" since a lot of couples came here. Well, i can't blame them. The scenery was nice, and the breeze was smoothing. So, if u guys when to PD, don't forget to bring your boyfriend or girlfriend here.

Make sure you read this first before entering here

Just beautiful....

Now do you get what i mean? :P

Lonely boy.....

Me on top of the world!

Finish with Operation "skodeng", we headed to our next destination, Muzium Tentera Darat Port Dickson. According to another trustwhorty source (Bulu la, who else?) this is the biggest military museum in South East Asia. Yeah, really big. If you want to know about our military history since Hang Tuah's Era, you can definitely find it here.

Welcome soldiers!

Fire at will!

Captain Awang reporting for duty!

Off to crush some jet fighters!

Black Hawk down???i don't think so....

That fan is still spinning mind you

inside a tunnel where communist hide themselves

This is what i would call "communist Kotex" Yes, it's a women's pad for the female communists to use. Creative ayte?

This is communist's bras and boxers. I wonder why this museum keep such a thing....

Me inside an assault tanker!

Finally, finish rounding PD! Sadly i have to went back to KL to stay there for one week. Nevertheless, it has been great during my visit to PD. If you guys like beaches (and bitches.haha joke) but you don't have all the money to went to Hawaii, Port Dickson is the solution. It's cheap and the beaches are not bad at all.

PS: Thanks to Bulu (ok la. nama sebenar hafiz. haha) and family for providing free bed and free food for me. Terima kasih bebanyak la ye :)

Wait! Stay Tuned.... Part 3 is coming soon....

H1N1 MEANS HOLIDAY! PART 1  

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O yeahhhhh!!!!!! while people around the world busy covering their mouth (which, till a point where i can't even diffrentiate them with criminals and yakuzas) i was out from utp for good, for 1 week. o yeah....who doesn't like free holiday? :)

So, after taking 15 minutes to pack all my things (i just throw everything into my closet) me and my beloved housemate bulu(nama sebenar dirahsiakan atas sebab tertentu) went to a drove from UTP to Port Dickson. So why Port Dickson? Simple. Bulu lives there, and i'm going to stay at his home, for free. Who doesn't like free things? :)

So, going to Port Dickson isn't like going to kl or so i thought. We start our journey at 5 pm and arrived at 11 pm. Err.... are you serious? 6 hours? yeah kinda tiring, but a little bit relieving after we arrived to our destination (after seeing a car doing a 900 degree spinned and bounce back in front of us after hitting the road divider like a pinball, of course we felt relieved!)

After a good nite sleep, Bulu kept his promised to bring me 'jalan-jalan cari perempuan' to Port Dickson. At first we were supposed to went to Teluk Kemang, but end up at a Bike Fest. So, why Bike Fest? Well, let me derive this equation to you:

BIG BIKE + BIKE CHICKS(AKA MINAH REMPIT) = SEVEN HEAVEN!

We only hang out there for half an hour, though. After enjoyed watching babes... i mean bikes, we went to our next destination: Futsal court!

Wait, FUTSAL COURT?

"So here you are telling us that you went to PD just to play futsal there? Are you kidding me?"

F*** off dude. I'll do what i want, anywhere, anytime. haha actually Bulu brought me to play with his friends. Boleh la, tak la hebat mana pun.oooppsss sori bulu. Gurau jeeee :P

Well, that's the Part 1 of my H1N1 holiday. Part 2 is coming sooooooonnnnn.....

From right: Me(the yakuza) and Bulu(gangster PD)
convoy bebeh!!!!!
welcome!
you might don't want to stand behind those mufflers (i've tried it)
Think only cars have this?
My favourite bike! 20 inch tyre rims! can challenge Hummer.
Big Bulky bikes (i don't even know what they called it)
Mini scrambler for kids!
O yeah! Ducati FTW!
American Riders! Hell yeah!!
You don't need fancy chasis to have a great bike!
Yakuza's ride! Potong Kepara!
Real antics! Usually can see on 90's movies. Finally can see in front of my eyes!
Future bikers
Bikes for sale
Malaysian Bikers! and Chicks :P
I can never reach that kind of handle...
high powered bikes, superbikes, kapcai, 4 strokes, american big bikes, but no scooter. kesian...

UTP CLOSED! H1N1 OUTBREAK!  

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It's my uni's turn! After several universities around Malaysia was closed down, finally UTP have to admit defeats to H1N1 . UTP released notice of evacuation to all students this morning stating that all student must leave the campus after 3.00 pm.

WTF? You give us a short notice and ask us to leave within 4 hours?

Leaving without preparing was a pain in the arse. We have to pack, buy bus and train tickets and hope they don't sold out. People with cars will have no problem. In fact, semenanjung people would not have problems to go back to their home.

But what about people who live far far away? Like me?? (owh i'm sarawakian.hehe)

Do you know how hard it is for us? first we have to buy bus tickets. then we have to buy plane tickets, IF you're a rich kid.

But poor people like me can't just buy plane tickets like that. I'm a student for God sake not a rich businessman!

So, where should we go? what if we don't have a place to stay here? Sleep at the side of the road la jawabnyer....

Luckily i have a sister at KL. hehe... :)

But what i'm trying to say is, we should have been warned earlier so that we can prepared all this kind of things. please la...u just show us the bad side of UTP. Not that i'm degrading my U, I love UTP, and proud to be a utpian. o yeahhh!!!!

Till then, happy holiday utpian! don't forget to wear your mask :)

PS: This is an xtremely late post. I'm already back at utp :(

A DEAD PERSON WANTS TO GIVE HIS MONEY TO ME!!!  

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Today, just like other day, i sat in front of my laptop and surf the net. The first page that i opened is obviously my facebook! ya ya ya...the most popular site. Who doesn't have facebook nowadays? Last time we all crazy about friendster and myspace, but now it's facebook era! Social networking seems to be like the most important thing in our life nowadays.

It is sooooo important to a point where people are willing to do stuff like this:

From The Desk of:
Barr. Abdulrahman A. Kodjo, BBL. LL.C
Legal Practitioner
Contact e-mail address: my-chambers@hotmail.com

Dear Sir,

This is an official legal notice of an unclaimed fund left by Mr. R. A. Bolkiah, who died as a result of an industrial accident in his energy & gas exploration company on the 17Th December 2003.

As the former official/personal attorney of the deceased and witness of fact of this subject matter, I hereby solicit for your immediate response and positive committed efforts to facilitate the fund remittance, totalling $16.5 million.

This fund was left behind in a financial institution by my late client. Upon your positive response to this covenant, I will make all necessary information known to you, including the name of the bankers and modes to the repatriation of this fund. Kindly get in touch with me through my email address for more guidelines to the repatriation of this fund.

May his fragile soul rest in perfect peace, Amen!!!

Yours Sincerely,

Abdulrahman A. Kodjo, (Esq)


Attorney at law

This is a message that i got when i open my message's inbox. When i read this, few things came out in my mind:

1st: I don't recall having known a person named R.A Bolkiah - though we almost have the same name

2nd: Why does this dead guy wants to give his money to me?

3rd: I hope this is just a stupid prank

So, what do you think guys? Should I reply this guy? Though I'm desperately need money right now. :P

Leave a comment. :)

BTW, this is the facebook of the person who send me this message. click here.

Add him as friend. I notice he doesn't have one. :P

5 Facts about my name:

1. My name is Awang bolkiah Bin Awang Su'ut
2. I'm not related to Brunei's royal family, though i wish i am.
3. People always thought that i came from brunei.
4. People always make fun of me, saying that i'm a prince. again, i wish i am.
5. I'm a living ball. Bol = ball. Get it? Get it? ok bulls*** joke....

MEGAN FOX IS FAKE???  

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Megan Fox is fake? Did you guys honestly think that she is sexy? watch this video :)



No guys...she's not fake. Her lingering figure is a real thing. Lucky! This is just a joke for the movie Transformer 2. Actually at first i was kinda shock when i saw this video. the thought that "owh, she's fake!" and "wtf? So Megan Fox is not really sexy in Transformers??" just popped out in my mind. But later i read all the comments about this video and finally i realized THIS VIDEO IS JUST A F***ED UP JOKE.

So the moral of the story is READ COMMENTS BEFORE U WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO!

Well, at least we know she's not a fake. Aren't you relieved to heard that? At least i did. :)

PS: Search this on google: Megan Fox is a man and you will see a familiar website. :)