UTP CLOSED! H1N1 OUTBREAK!  

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It's my uni's turn! After several universities around Malaysia was closed down, finally UTP have to admit defeats to H1N1 . UTP released notice of evacuation to all students this morning stating that all student must leave the campus after 3.00 pm.

WTF? You give us a short notice and ask us to leave within 4 hours?

Leaving without preparing was a pain in the arse. We have to pack, buy bus and train tickets and hope they don't sold out. People with cars will have no problem. In fact, semenanjung people would not have problems to go back to their home.

But what about people who live far far away? Like me?? (owh i'm sarawakian.hehe)

Do you know how hard it is for us? first we have to buy bus tickets. then we have to buy plane tickets, IF you're a rich kid.

But poor people like me can't just buy plane tickets like that. I'm a student for God sake not a rich businessman!

So, where should we go? what if we don't have a place to stay here? Sleep at the side of the road la jawabnyer....

Luckily i have a sister at KL. hehe... :)

But what i'm trying to say is, we should have been warned earlier so that we can prepared all this kind of things. please la...u just show us the bad side of UTP. Not that i'm degrading my U, I love UTP, and proud to be a utpian. o yeahhh!!!!

Till then, happy holiday utpian! don't forget to wear your mask :)

PS: This is an xtremely late post. I'm already back at utp :(

A DEAD PERSON WANTS TO GIVE HIS MONEY TO ME!!!  

Posted by theDirector

Today, just like other day, i sat in front of my laptop and surf the net. The first page that i opened is obviously my facebook! ya ya ya...the most popular site. Who doesn't have facebook nowadays? Last time we all crazy about friendster and myspace, but now it's facebook era! Social networking seems to be like the most important thing in our life nowadays.

It is sooooo important to a point where people are willing to do stuff like this:

From The Desk of:
Barr. Abdulrahman A. Kodjo, BBL. LL.C
Legal Practitioner
Contact e-mail address: my-chambers@hotmail.com

Dear Sir,

This is an official legal notice of an unclaimed fund left by Mr. R. A. Bolkiah, who died as a result of an industrial accident in his energy & gas exploration company on the 17Th December 2003.

As the former official/personal attorney of the deceased and witness of fact of this subject matter, I hereby solicit for your immediate response and positive committed efforts to facilitate the fund remittance, totalling $16.5 million.

This fund was left behind in a financial institution by my late client. Upon your positive response to this covenant, I will make all necessary information known to you, including the name of the bankers and modes to the repatriation of this fund. Kindly get in touch with me through my email address for more guidelines to the repatriation of this fund.

May his fragile soul rest in perfect peace, Amen!!!

Yours Sincerely,

Abdulrahman A. Kodjo, (Esq)


Attorney at law

This is a message that i got when i open my message's inbox. When i read this, few things came out in my mind:

1st: I don't recall having known a person named R.A Bolkiah - though we almost have the same name

2nd: Why does this dead guy wants to give his money to me?

3rd: I hope this is just a stupid prank

So, what do you think guys? Should I reply this guy? Though I'm desperately need money right now. :P

Leave a comment. :)

BTW, this is the facebook of the person who send me this message. click here.

Add him as friend. I notice he doesn't have one. :P

5 Facts about my name:

1. My name is Awang bolkiah Bin Awang Su'ut
2. I'm not related to Brunei's royal family, though i wish i am.
3. People always thought that i came from brunei.
4. People always make fun of me, saying that i'm a prince. again, i wish i am.
5. I'm a living ball. Bol = ball. Get it? Get it? ok bulls*** joke....

MEGAN FOX IS FAKE???  

Posted by theDirector

Megan Fox is fake? Did you guys honestly think that she is sexy? watch this video :)



No guys...she's not fake. Her lingering figure is a real thing. Lucky! This is just a joke for the movie Transformer 2. Actually at first i was kinda shock when i saw this video. the thought that "owh, she's fake!" and "wtf? So Megan Fox is not really sexy in Transformers??" just popped out in my mind. But later i read all the comments about this video and finally i realized THIS VIDEO IS JUST A F***ED UP JOKE.

So the moral of the story is READ COMMENTS BEFORE U WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO!

Well, at least we know she's not a fake. Aren't you relieved to heard that? At least i did. :)

PS: Search this on google: Megan Fox is a man and you will see a familiar website. :)

WAITING IS TORTURING  

Posted by theDirector


Yup...waiting is torturing. It's torturing to wait for your late friend. It's torturing to wait for holiday to finish up so you can meet your girlfriend (yes very torturing). Every seconds feels like every minute, every minutes feels like every hour, every hour feels like every days, etc2...

Ok BORING intro....

Actually i am waiting for my exam results. Supposedly my love-hate UTP decide to release our results tomorrow at 12 noon. What a great timing to show us the results...Saturday. Now, the day that i'm suppose to enjoy becomes a day that i'm not gonna be able to enjoy...maybe.

But whatdaheck, please pray for me guys that my results will be good. :)

MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOST AT NEVERLAND?  

Posted by theDirector

woooooo~ spooky. I don't know whether it's fake or not, well, i don't really care actually. Just watch the video.

FOR MAXIMUM SPOOKYNESS, WATCH THIS IN FULL SCREEN AND TURN OFF THE LIGHT.



Jangan Biarkan Hidup Anda Diselubungi Misteri.....

ok dat's lame...

THE 6 AFFAIRS  

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The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary..

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes


outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!'





The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.

Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been foolin g around behind my back?'

The wife smiled s weetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'



The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated,

and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part

he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated

with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,

'Schwartz is dead!'




The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'




The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.

'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:

'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied:

'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'




The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best20friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.

'Now just rest and let the poison work.

SEX IN VIDEO GAMES  

Posted by theDirector

Hey guys. It's my 1st controversial entry. I bet many people may flame me for this, but let me remind you, don't be fool by the title. Ok enough explanation. Just watch the video and you'll understand. :)



Funny isn't it? But the video has a deep message to all of us. In 10 years to come, maybe our children will be exposed with sex in their early age due to video games. And when that happens, like the video told us, do we blame on the previous generation?hmmm....drop a comment plz....

JEDI RELIGION?FOR REAL???  

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Is this what they do in Jedi church?hmmmm...

BEFORE I CONTINUE, LET ME REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS JUST A POST THAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PROMOTING THIS RELIGION, AND I'M NOT ONE OF THEM. I'M A MUSLIM, AND I'M PROUD OF MY RELIGION. SO, DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!

I got this information first while i was listening to some local English radio (I think it was fly.fm) and they were talking about jedi religion. Back then i wasn't interested of it but suddenly it popped out in my head recently so i was doing a research on it. So here's what i found on the net:
  1. Apparently Jedi religion did exist, and they have their own church (search it yourself on the net.like i said i'm not promoting them!) They called it "The Jedi Census Phenomenon". This phenomenon happens mostly in English-spoken countries such as New Zealand, Australia, England, Scotland etc.
  2. I don't know who was the prophet, but it seems that this religion was spread through e-mails and eventually they got bigger in numbers so they were asking the government to recognised their religion.
  3. This religion if i might said is quite established. Like i said, they have their own church, their own forum, and they do have their own doctrine. You can join it for free, but you have to pay if you want the certificates.
  4. About 1.5% of New Zealand people are Jedi, which is approximately 53,000 people. If Jedi would be counted as a legal religion in New Zealand, it would be the 2nd largest religion after Christian.
  5. England and Wales: 0.79% are Jedi, makes it the 4th biggest religion in England.
  6. Scotland: 0.227% or approximately 14,000 claim themselves Jedi.
  7. The 1st Jedi who became politician would be Jamie Reed. He declared himself as a Jedi during his maiden's speech in June 2005. But the statement was confirm by Reed's office as a joke and was not a serious statement of faith.
  8. The Jedi religion focus its believe in Force, an entity that binds together the universe. They believe in existance of a single unifying force, which most people would interpret them as God. There are 2 sides of force, dark side and the light side (hmmm....like Angels and Demons maybe?) and it's up to us to determine whether we do good or evil. To know it, just listen to the force and beware of the dark side.hmmmm....
  9. The Jedi religion also have their own marriage pledge. I'm not gonna write it. It's too long. :P
Well, that's about all i know. So, do we have a Jedi here in Malaysia? Feel offended towards this entry? Having thoughts on this topic? Please drop some comment :)

Jedi in the making. Maybe the Jedi religion did teach this to their followers.

Maybe this is their prophet?

MEGAN FOX IS A MAN???  

Posted by theDirector

With body like this, who cares if she's a man? hahaha joking :P

Hey guys. I was supposed to post this yesterday but i was chatting with my girl till morning so i didn't have the time (haih...don't get jealous of me guys.lol). While we were chatting, she give me this link. So, i click this link, and i was surprised. The title said: Megan Fox is a Man! No, i was surprised not because i really believed that Megan Fox is a man, but i was surprised because the title ends with a "!" not "?". So ok, duh whats the different anyway? Well fyi when it ends with "!", it means that the things you said are the truth, whereas if it ends with "?" means that it's a speculation and arguable. Damn i don't even know what the hell am i saying. Read it yourself. Click here.

Well the story started during The golden Globe Ceremony when Megan Fox jokingly branding herself "a man". She quote "I am pretty sure I am a doppleganger for Alan Alda. I'm a transvetite. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vommiting now. I am so horrified that i am here, and embarrased. I am scared." - source from www.mtv.co.uk

Still, there is no proof that she is a he, and she still didn't say anything about it. Plus, the source from Weekly World News is kinda....no comment. If u guys have proof that she's a man, or you still believe that she's real, feel free to drop it at my comment section. :)

PS: My girl gave me this link after i said i like Megan Fox to her. So beware guys. Your girlfriend might do the same. :P